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Accept & Do what you can

Sometimes life comes at you so fast and so hard it buckles your knees, your judgment gets clouded and a fog of confusion ensues. When this haze of perplexity visits me put to work my grandmother’s wisdom to bring me clarity by accepting no matter how grudgingly the things I cannot change, pray for the courage to change the things that is in my power to change and fight like hell to maintain the determination and fortitude to see it through to the end. It ain’t always easy, nothing ever worth having ever is.

Keep up the good fight, never let anything hold you down.

7 Kinds of Sex - Sharing An Email with A Smile

Results of a recent research show that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is Hallway Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the Hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And... last, but not least,

The 7th kind of sex is Canada Pension Sex.
* You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.